...hiI'm not sure what I am planning on doing with my Deviant Art page, but I'm currently cleaning up all of the immature shit that I had from my days gone by......I'm going to miss that immature shit.But yeah, I'm back, and I'm currently cleaning, updating, and uploading. Feel free to shoot me a message or drop a line, I'd love to hear from all you guys!
Changes are comingI'm cleaning up my profile a bit, getting rid of the really inflammatory stuff that I don't want associated with me, cause I'm planning on converting this profile to one that I can actually reference in my actual life with people I know and be ok with them going there.So, be expecting a lot less swearing.
Tom Preston DOESN'T Want To Have A Pirate Orgy!!!Here is the 100% finished article, the perfect version of my already critically praised news piece.Comics that will be discussed in today's article:http://tompreston.deviantart.com/art/Dumb-Men-92840418http://tompreston.deviantart.com/art/The-New-Bathroom-87069768http://tompreston.deviantart.com/gallery/26560902#/d380tu8http://tompreston.deviantart.com/art/Atea-Adventure-Time-243793683http://tompreston.deviantart.com/art/So-Cute-Page-3-76668939http://tompreston.deviantart.com/art/Beauty-87138711http://tompreston.deviantart.com/art/Among-Other-Things-113621714http://tompreston.deviantart.com/art/Perfect-Getaway-97308111I'm, 100% certain that Tom Preston's "Alex Ze Pirate" is NOT soley in existence because it gives him an excuse to masturbate furiously to the thought of being alone on a ship full of heterosexual women pirates.People like to point out that "Switch out Sam with Tom, and you might as well be reading Tom's wet dreams in comic form!"All I have to say to that, is t
Tom Peston DOESN'T Want to Have a Pirate Orgy!Comics that will be discussed in today's article:http://tompreston.deviantart.com/#/d1j9w4ihttp://tompreston.deviantart.com/gallery/26560904?offset=48#/d1fu7gohttp://tompreston.deviantart.com/gallery/26560904#/d415cerhttp://tompreston.deviantart.com/gallery/26560904?offset=72#/d19na4rhttp://tompreston.deviantart.com/#/d1fvonrhttp://tompreston.deviantart.com/gallery/26560904#/d2053ichttp://tompreston.deviantart.com/gallery/26560904#/d1vnb2qhttp://tompreston.deviantart.com/gallery/26560904?offset=24#/d1lxnf3http://tompreston.deviantart.com/gallery/26560904?offset=72#/d1cmkciI'm, 100% certain that Tom Preston's "Alex Ze Pirate" is NOT soley in existence because it gives him an excuse to masturbate furiously to the thought of being alone on a ship full of heterosexual women pirates.People like to point out that "Switch out Alex with Tom, and you might as well be reading Tom's wet dreams in comic form!"All I have to say to that, is that if Tom really was writing down his sexual
GIRLS HAVE IT SOOOO TOUGHIt sucks being a sassy woman in today's man-driven world.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esther_Vilarhttp://problemwithwomentoday.blogspot.com/http://www.singularity2050.com/2010/01/the-misandry-bubble.htmlhttp://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/mad-mad-world/Sex-And-The-City-fan-sleeps-with-1000-men/articleshow/6183320.cmshttp://dontmarry.wordpress.com/http://falserapesociety.blogspot.com/http://nomarriage.com/http://www.articlesbase.com/health-and-safety-articles/when-oral-sex-results-in-a-pregnancy-can-men-ever-escape-paternity-obligations-789405.htmlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female-male_rape#Rape_of_males_by_femaleshttp://www.supportguidelines.com/articles/art199903.htmlhttp://www.malesurvivor.org/myths.htmlhttp://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2004046062_sperm01.htmlhttp://lucidefficacy.wordpress.com/2010/03/19/subliminal-sexism/http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread274973/pg1
RagingArtist's Art Gallery of PainBe one of the first 18 people commenting on this journal entry, and I will add you to the Featured List!For each of the 18 first people answering this journal I will put his/her avatar and the three deviations I like most from his/her gallery on the list.IMPORTANT: If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing the list with 17 other people. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone. I will check whether or not you have done this.:iconthrillcosby:- http://thrillcosby.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3a71pz http://thrillcosby.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3bqszf http://thrillcosby.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3b7rkl:iconvividgrim:- http://vividgrim.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d36u1qd http://vividgrim.deviantart.com/#/d3fvlhu http://vividgrim.deviantart.com/#/d3gekbl:iconslayergorilla:- http://slayergorilla.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=72#/d2uk90a http://slayergorilla.deviantart.com/gallery/26954735#
MOTHERFUCKING COMMISSIONSMOTHERFUCKING COMMISSIONS OPEN MOTHERFUCKER!ON MY FUCKING PAGE MOTHER FUCKER!POINTS ONLY, MOTHERTRUCKER!I expect exactly zero commissions, but I thought I'd let you know that now I have a commissions widget on my page now, so whatever.
Holy Fuck Its A New Journal Skin!Too bad the contrast against the background makes your eyes bleed.I'm still working on that part.
Graphic-Dump Admins NeededI am currently creating a new concept I am calling "Graphic Dump."The basic premise of Graphic-Dump is that it is a gigantic, optionally anonymous, and completely exploitable request hub.Heres how it works:- You submit a request to be drawn. It can be as vague or specific as you want. However, if it contains controversial ideas/subjects such as: Yaoi, Hitler, Yuri, the KKK, porn, etc. it CAN be turned down by other artists. Otherwise, it HAS to be taken by a random artist also in the group who submitted a request. This request can be done anonymously or be linked back to you, its all up to your personal preference.- Both of you draw each others' request however you want, as long as its within the perimeters set in the request. For example, if it says "Draw a milk carton" then you HAVE to have the milk carton as the main subject of the piece, but you can give it a dragon's tail and have it eating people.- Both requests MUST be submitted to the gallery of the group.- PROFITBasical
How do I make a custom journal skin?I checked the FAQ, and this is pretty much the summary:"If you know how to make a journal skin, you can make a journal skin."